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First Times

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"There is always this first time that makes us realize that we were missing something. It can be good, it can be bad, but it is never the same." First time, doesn't really stand for just getting your first kiss or losing your virginity. It stands for experiencing something for the first time, something different. It can be as simple as doing a silly thing like bunking for the first time (we all needa do that sh*t once in our lifetime) or just being woken up by a friend at 5 am for a walk and maybe, not enjoying it. Although in my defense, my company is awesome so if I wake you up at 5 am for a walk, FEEL PRIVILEGED! It can be a reference that you understood or a realization that you are born to be different. Then of course, their is that first kiss experience that everyone talks about ( BTWs mine sucked) or the first time you professed your love to someone and they accepted or didn't ( I am a girl, I don't go around professing love). These are all fir...

Attraction: A fatal law

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"You love me, you love me not? You told me once, but I forgot."   Attraction is a very dangerous thing. It's confusing and killing. It gives the illusion of love but is like a poisonous b*tch with rabies. You get enthralled every single time. When you are attracted to someone you tend to ignore all the bad things about that person. That person is the most perfect human on the face of earth. But guess what, NOBODY is perfect! The worst part is that when it ends, you regret it like a really bad hangover. Then you start realizing all the mistakes on your part and theirs and that will bitter all the memories that you ever made. Now, I feel like an ol' fat granny, telling you this, but I indeed have unearthed a cure for it. It is simple to the ears, but hard to implement. Just be yourself! Ta-da! Really, it's that simple. All you need to do is that don't change the person you are when you are with that person. Treat that person just the way you would ...

Lust at First Sight

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He said, "I think I fell in love with you when I saw you the first time." She said, "Yeah right! You mean you fell in LUST at first sight with me?" Yup! You heard me right. It is always 'Lust at First sight'. 'Love at First Sight' is a myth. Myth Buster B*tches!! There is no such thing as love at first sight. It is the narcissistic and materialistic thinking of people that makes them feel that they fell in love at first sight whilst in reality what they did think when they saw each other for the first time was, "Gotta do Bang Bang!" I might be the wrongest person on earth trying to talk about love, but I know one thing and that is, that there cannot be love just by looking at someone. I mean, don't you need to know the person in order to love them? What if they are a serial killer or if I quote Kristoff from Frozen, what if the guy picks his nose and eats it? I know they all say that in love you have to make adjustments and ...

The best love story

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Ever wondered which love story is the best?  Today I was watching the movie Pompeii (Just became a Jon Snow fan and hence watching all his work. BTW Jon Snow is a game of thrones character and if you don't know what that is, I feel sorry for you) and in the end he and the girl he loves, die, holding each other and having their first kiss, carved into stone ash. I mean dude Pompeii, volcano eruption, everyone dies, should have remembered history and shouldn't have watched some sad ending sh*t. Always screws up my mind, but whatever, too late now. Anyways, after 2 hours of crazy weeping and still under depression, I began wondering, what is the best love story that there can ever be? Is it the one in which they both die together after meeting each other and living an eternity in those fleeting little moments till death do them part?  For in death, they will be in a place where no one can keep them apart anymore. Or is it that one, were they grow old together, seni...

Lying: In the end, it doesn't even matter

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One thing, I don't know why, it doesn't even matter how much you lie coz  keep that in mind that in the end it will all come out. This is for all the little Pinocchios out there who love to lie. Be it asking to go out for a sleepover at friends aka going to raves and rock concerts or just saying, I am a regular gym visitor. We have all lied at one point or the other in our lives. Lying is a habit that you just can't quit. It can be good and it can be bad. Lying is only good if you are saving someone's life but in the end that also is going to come back at you. Trust me, just trust me, in the end we people talk and all the lies are bound to come out in the open and leave you speechless.  I don't really get it, what do people get from lying, it's not like they become billionaires because of it.  But you must know that at one point in life, people will notice your long Pinocchio nose and all your good work might get discredited because of some li...

Mood Swings:A total B*tch

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There is a certain time of the month that every girl dreads. It is a b*tch and even though girls are very moody, crazy and non-understandable there comes a time when they have such high mood-swings that they do and say things they may regret later. If you are a girl then you know it and if you are a guy, Dawg! You have a mother or at least some female influence in life, you gotta know that don't pester girls when they seem a bit out of the odds in temper. Mood swings makes girls irritated and the people around them thinks they are obnoxious to be around. But lemme tell you this. Every one is fighting their own battle and they are going through a lot. Yes! Be happy! You are not weird or alone in the battle against the fates and dealing with problems. There are other who suffer just as much as you do or more. So, the least you can do is suck it up and don't be a pr*ck and try to understand the other person. And if that person so happens to be a girl, then tell her sorry...

If she's a winner doesn't make her a slimy b*tch!

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"She won because she wasn't playing by the book." I have seen it happen a dozen of times, in a game there has to be a winner or a loser. The ones that didn't win feel sad that the battle is lost. But that is so not true. At least you tried dumbsh*t!! So don't be sad, just be happy that you tried. The losing is not the saddest part, but the blaming is. "She was a b*tch that's why she won."  I mean, WTF?? How can someone win just because they were a "B*tch" ? Doesn't makes any sense at all. If you are losing, it is not anybody else's fault, but yours. You need to OWN IT UP! Blaming on someone else won't make you right. Maybe, just maybe, that person who won has been working their lives off to get to where they are. There was no cheating and they were genuine in what they really did. Learn to appreciate the good in others, because it is really easy to point out the wrong in someone. That's the commoner and easy w...